Crowbarred Unleashed!

This book is crap

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For Gods sake ...... don't think !

2011-07-23T18:49:00.002+12:00

Spock destroys Bieber fan

2011-07-23T16:37:00.002+12:00

If God had a happy face

2010-06-28T00:14:00.002+12:00

Shhhh, stay down they haven't seen you yet

2010-05-31T03:21:00.001+12:00

Who tagged my fence? .. Oh wait ....

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click image to zoom in

I feel like a swim .... be back in 5

2010-05-19T23:13:00.001+12:00

Pool Bombarded by Incredible Hail Storm - Watch more Funny Videos

Watch it to the end !

It might rain today

2010-05-19T22:22:00.002+12:00

Who turned out the lights?

Dont want Lotto, dont need friends, just want a day off

2010-04-23T01:09:00.005+12:00

Day off Lord ..... Or else

Damn Paparazzi!

2010-03-26T20:35:00.001+13:00

I want this ... Dont ask why

2010-03-09T18:23:00.002+13:00

20 bucks says it's him !

2010-02-08T12:19:00.002+13:00

Honestly Officer .... i can explain this ... uh

2010-02-06T19:07:00.003+13:00

Hunny .... are you still hanging out the washing?

2010-02-04T01:04:00.002+13:00

Might try this idea myself!

2009-07-22T17:34:00.003+12:00

Amazing video 2

2009-06-19T01:45:00.000+12:00

Amazing video ... whoa

2009-06-16T02:20:00.000+12:00

Uh Oh ... who left the dryer on all night?

2009-06-15T23:27:00.002+12:00

I gotta go pee ... be right back

KAPOW!

2009-02-24T18:36:00.003+13:00

wtf?

2009-02-23T23:18:00.002+13:00

Yeah? Whatever

2009-02-18T16:15:00.002+13:00

Sandcastle destroyer. Have fear

On the way to the supermarket

2009-02-17T10:07:00.000+13:00

Aint it the truth

2009-02-16T15:34:00.000+13:00

I dare you not to watch !

2009-02-13T17:38:00.001+13:00

Happy Anniversary
Uploaded by Killstain

Imaginitive Shop Front

2009-02-13T08:45:00.001+13:00

original link: http://flickr.com/photos/glenscott/3263916059/

Are you nerd or jock?

2009-02-11T18:42:00.003+13:00

click image to read/expand

original link: http://www.cracked.com/article_17052_circle-life-jocks-vs-nerds.html

You looking at me?

2009-02-09T14:45:00.001+13:00

random thought

2008-06-29T21:42:00.000+12:00

If you believed in Time Travel ... would you be here?

weird world of the web

2008-06-27T15:09:00.003+12:00

Lets face it ..... The web is a weird world, guess that's how the came up with www. at the beginning if every web page. I know its not .. but it should be! Below is a collection of all sorts of silly and strange stuff, I will dubb it the 7 whacky things... Enjoy!

1+2+5 = um, err
So, how smart are you? Are you as clever and smart like ole Eisnstein? Probably not, most of us are just normal. But here is a test >click here<Personally, I failed. Yup, yours truly got a score of 26 years old, that would be OK if I was 18 and not 43 *mutter mumble) Good luck to you and let me know your scores ... thats if you want to.

Who says Americans aren't clever? Mind you, what the hell is a Egg Roll? Also, why isn't the glass much higher? Have you seen what hockey pucks can do?

The Perfect Football Pass - Watch more free videos

One in a million shot, If only the All Blacks were allowed to throw forward eh?

So, you want to sell your house, well I know of one for sale at Palms Beach, Florida. But, ah ... theres sort of a catch ..... it comes with a Wife. >click here to read the story< . Also in the link is a video, interesting indeed. The house is all yours to bid on Ebay for 99 cents, but make sure you have $500,000.00 US dollars for the shipping costs. Happy Bidding!
You might have seen this article on the 6.00pm news [Dont the TV1 news team seem really happy these days?] about a building that rotates each floor individually. To me it seems a cool idea, but no-one has agreed with me yet. In the link below is also a written piece but also has a video of what it will be like inside to look out. I wonder if it has speed settings? Warp 9 Mr Sulu .. weeeee >click here to read<

Ever wanted to read the classics? But you never had the time? (sounds like a cheap ad). Well some bright (are you sure?) spark has announced that all books can be summed up in three lines. Huh? So, Moby Dick, War & Peace, Oliver Twist ... you get the drift, have been modified for you to read in 3 lines. now you can tell everyone you have read all the masters. The Bible is not mentioned in this article because that can be summed up in one line "You're all sinners!" (Which is a lot better than "You're all going to hell" >click here to read all the masters in 5 minutes<

Lastly, so you think your precious wee child is amazing at sport? well wait till you see this! Goodbye Brendon McCullum, NZ Cricket will be hiring this young girl to replace you

Ok, I'm outta here .... Till next time!

coments anyone?

Tags:All Blacks, Einstein, Ice Hockey, Gridiron Throw, House & wife for sale, Dubai Building, 3 minute masters, Brendan McCullem,YouTube, Music Video, Rolling Stone Magazine, Crowbarred, New Zealand, Crowbarred Unleashed, The Definitive 1000 Songs Of All Time, Mellow Mix Volume 1, Mellow Mix Volume 2, Mellow Mix Volume 3, Mellow Mix Volume 4, Mellow Mix Volume 5, Mellow Mix Volume 6, Mellow Mix Volume 7, Mellow Mix Volume 9, Mellow Mix Volume 10, Mellow Mix Volume 11, Mellow Mix Volume 12

Made In China

2008-04-13T22:07:00.001+12:00

Ahmed The Terrorist

2007-11-21T22:26:00.001+13:00

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

U2's Special Announcement

2007-10-23T12:05:00.000+13:00

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, lead singer Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... "Well, foockin' stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!" (Then everyone applauded)

Candy its good for you ... seriously

2007-10-23T00:20:00.000+13:00

Its got to be good for you

A++

Its Tough Being A Southener

2007-10-23T00:16:00.000+13:00

Grab a Lasso boys ... Im Going In

How to catch Osama

2007-10-23T00:12:00.000+13:00

You can do It!

Gotcha

Revenge Of Man Part 1

2007-10-23T00:09:00.000+13:00

Here Kitty Kitty

Gotcha!

Revenge Of Man Part 2

2007-10-23T00:06:00.000+13:00

Here birdy Birdy

Gotcha!

dont get ADDICTED!

2007-08-07T01:35:00.000+12:00

http://gamebulge.com/play.php?id=Paintball_The_Game

YOU WERE WARNED (EVIL LAFFTER)

Karma by the power of 2

2007-07-11T23:03:00.000+12:00

Dixie Chicks

2007-06-17T15:31:00.000+12:00

Jesus and George

2007-05-28T22:22:00.000+12:00

Sick Puppies

2007-05-28T01:20:00.000+12:00

For all the people who love good music and also for the people who need a hug

(plus i was inspired buy a certain person)

Part Two ... Ahuh so your cat lick its ....

2007-05-07T00:55:00.000+12:00

Double Neener Neener

My Cat can do this..... What can yours do huh huh HUH?

2007-05-07T00:48:00.000+12:00

Neener Neener

Mr Deity - Episode 10

2007-04-21T01:04:00.000+12:00

Mr Deity - Episode 9

2007-04-21T01:03:00.000+12:00

Mr Deity - Episode 8

2007-04-21T01:01:00.000+12:00

how cool are you candy pants?

2007-04-07T01:46:00.000+12:00

AAARRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Damn...........and i had a leather jacket!

Crowbarred Sayings

2007-04-04T23:48:00.000+12:00

(While i think of them)

When life throws you a curve ball.... hit it with a straight bat

Life is travelling faster than the car i am driving in

I will meet you in my dreams..... ok, i will be the one wearing the flippers

Ack! Dont quote me! never quote me ... that guy is such an idiot!

I am disgruntled by life at the moment...i always thought there would be a dessert... however a entree would be damn fine place to start

all orginal ~ crowbarred

MAS*H

2007-03-29T23:45:00.001+12:00

Alan Alda, A Legend

Two Tired Boys

2007-03-10T15:53:00.000+13:00

Introducing Oscar West

2007-03-10T00:01:00.000+13:00

Oscar "Experiment 626" West

b.04.01.07

(Held by an Emo)

Its a nice day to go to Church....

2007-03-07T00:00:00.000+13:00

But you look in the sky, and UM, er

This site is worth

2007-02-24T20:06:00.000+13:00

My Site is worth
$1,200,000

How much is your site worth?

Oddly enough my music site is worth only $250 Dollars www.crowbarred.blogspot.com !

But when i checked this site to see how much it was worth @ www.dnscoop.com it was worth the pricley sum of $1.2 million dollars ! (Dont worry i rechecked and rechecked)

So does this mean i am rich? probably not. But for a brief moment i am the millionare i deserve to be lol.

more proof........

Plus more.....

OK, so its worth 1.2 Million, if thats the case ... ITS for SALE!! please email offers now. (Now wheres me cigars?)

Do you recognise this as anyone you know?

2007-02-19T00:06:00.000+13:00

A Picture Says A Thousand Words

2007-02-12T00:45:00.000+13:00

Incredible New Humour

2007-01-17T21:31:00.000+13:00

This is some of the best new cutting edge comedy i have seen in comedy for a long time, do yourself a favour and try and not eat during screening, i wouldnt want ya's to choke and die plus ending upseeing ole Mr Diety himself..

Part 1 below

Part 2 below

Part 3 below

Part 4 below

Part 5 below

Part 6 below

Part 7 below

Tags:Mr Deity

New Zealand scientists have solved Global Warming

2006-12-23T18:30:00.000+13:00

This is proof to the Non Believers

2006-12-20T21:22:00.000+13:00

This is to prove i can still dance and get in the cruddy fricken xmas spirit :P

http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=f549892cd9d500aa7af525aG06121922

and stop laffing!

New Zealand is the New Titanic!

2006-11-26T21:59:00.000+13:00

Not since 1931 has New Zealand had so many icebergs of our shores! Global warming? HELL NO, lets talk about Ice Age 3 and without Syd the Sloth.

This is now the 4th island of New Zealand

I think this was for sale on Trade me (Like Ebay) for a cool million!

Apparently there was no "Buy Now Option"

Also it was not guaranteed your summer Bach would be there next year, so if you had a time share you were shit out of luck for 2009

No shortage of ice for Scotch on The Rocks

New Zealand Government happy now that we have a Air Force Landing base. Now all 2 planes can land in safely and apparently theres room also for Paul Holmes if hes late to get to the ZB station.

False reporting of MAMMOTH iceberg causing mass hysteria in New Zealand, apparently over 150 metres high and 3 kms wide, iceberg was sighted of Beehive bar coincidentally ex National leader Don Brash left behind in the "local" bar on Thursday night after it spilt out of his brandy drink. He's being counseled by some young blond thing he picked up on the way out, reports she was from the Bretheren Party. Reports are sketchy.

Waka Stadium Auckland

2006-11-17T09:02:00.000+13:00

Now if only we (New Zealand) could decide on a Stadium like this!

Why Kiwi's cant Fly .. but if they could.......

2006-11-14T23:50:00.000+13:00

If there is Google Earth..Why is there no Google Moon?

2006-11-08T00:42:00.000+13:00

With all the technology have , say, Google Earth ..... Why is there no Google moon? Wouldn't it be easier? And mapped? Both sides? Is there a Google Moon? If not... why not?

Why New Zealand Government is Corrupt Pt 3

2006-10-25T22:49:00.000+13:00

Two-thirds of voters believe Helen Clark should have taken responsibility for her speeding motorcade. The latest Herald-DigiPoll survey shows that 65.2 per cent of voters believe the Prime Minister should have stepped forward over the speeding, which resulted in Constables Ian Howard and Simon Vincent and a civilian driver, who cannot be named, being fined $675 each for dangerous driving between Waimate and Christchurch Airport last year.

The motorcade travelled at up to 170km/h to ensure she caught a flight to Wellington for a rugby test. The survey shows more than half of Labour supporters - 50.9 per cent - think Helen Clark should have taken responsibility and 83 per cent of National supporters think so. National Party leader Don Brash yesterday told the Weekend Herald the motorcade case had cost about a million dollars. Deputy leader Gerry Brownlee said the $1 million figure came from costings National had worked out - taking into account such things as police time, court time and legal fees. The Crown Law Office and the Office of the Police Commissioner said they were still working out how much the case had cost.

Dr Brash said there was a specific exemption in law allowing ministers to speed on urgent matters of state. He said there would have been no case if Helen Clark had said it was important she get to the rugby game. "There is not much doubt that those police officers and the civilian driver took the rap for a situation which Helen Clark should have been responsible for." Helen Clark would not comment on the survey. To date she has said little about the speeding incident, except that the police "were in charge of a motorcade". On Monday, she told Paul Holmes on Newstalk ZB that she "would not have asked for urgent travel to go to rugby". "They [the police] advised my press secretary what plane could be caught. I accepted that advice, I got in the car."

Cabinet ministers have decided to contribute $120 each to pay the fines and court costs of the three men. Public donations are also being sent to the Timaru police station. Police Association president Greg O'Connor said about $3000 had been raised and any extra would go to the men so they could have a holiday with their families.

Why New Zealand Government is Corrupt Pt 2

2006-10-25T22:42:00.000+13:00

Paintergate

What more don't we know

Helen Clark's behaviour over the investigation into 'paintergate' will make it impossible for her to campaign on law and order during this election, says National Party Leader Bill English.
"I am shocked at the behaviour of the Prime Minister of our country. When she came into office she said she would raise standards of public behaviour.

"The police report shows that even the police found it hard to believe that Helen Clark could not recall the TV coverage regarding publicity about the original charity event. I note that the report states, it is however considered unlikely that Miss Clark or her staff were unaware of this coverage. There appears to have been no action taken to set the record straight.

"It appears the Prime Minister made no effort to co-operate with the police. We now know she refused to be interviewed by police. Evidence given by staff show Miss Clark was involved in the destruction of the painting. The police point out, Miss Clark has not commented on this matter in her statement to the police.

"Helen Clark should have stopped her staff destroying the painting. Then she certainly should have told the police in her statement about her role.

"This behaviour from someone in such high office is unacceptable, and it means who can now trust her on anything she says. No wonder they are denying health cuts, pretending there is no crisis in education, and acting like we have no law and order problem. It is not leadership to cover up and hope it all goes away.

"Well I intend to make sure it does not. New Zealand deserves better than this and under my leadership that is what this country will get," says Mr English.

New Zealand Government is corrupt

2006-10-25T22:17:00.000+13:00

The National Party is applying scrutiny to a key prime ministerial advisor's role in the pledge-card controversy, amid claims of a blowout in ministerial staff numbers.

Prime Minister Helen Clark has repeatedly refused to answer questions in Parliament on her chief of staff Heather Simpson's role in seeking funding for Labour's controversial $446,000 election pledge card.

Ms Simpson, known as "H2" in political circles -- with Miss Clark holding the "H1" tag -- wrote a letter to the Parliamentary Service after last year's election saying the pledge card was authorised and asking for funding "without further delay".

But Miss Clark, as Minister in charge of Ministerial Services, which employs Ms Simpson, has refused to answer questions on the basis the activities were undertaken on behalf of the parliamentary Labour Party.

Speaker Margaret Wilson appeared to back up that interpretation when Miss Clark was questioned in the House a fortnight ago. But today officials told MPs on Parliament's government administration committee Ms Simpson was wholly employed by Ministerial Services and not partially employed through a party leader's parliamentary budget as was the case in the offices of several minor party leaders.

National MP Tony Ryall said that meant Miss Clark had ministerial responsibility for Miss Simpson's actions and should have to answer questions on the matter. In Parliament later Mr Ryall asked Ms Wilson to reconsider the matter. She said she would. Mr Ryall also questioned officials on what tasks ministerial staff could undertake. Internal Affairs Department acting manager of executive government support Janice Calvert said under the rules they were not allowed to partake in electioneering, but were allowed to support MPs' work as ministers, legislators and elected representatives. The use of ministerial resources has come under scrutiny after the row over unlawful election spending. But Ms Calvert said there had been no complaints regarding misuse of staff ahead of last year's elections.

Mr Ryall also questioned a steep rise in ministerial staff between 2001 and 2005. Over the five year period staff numbers rose from 131 to 165. The department was unable to provide updated figures for the year to June 30, but said they were roughly similar to the previous year. Mr Ryall said there seemed to be a growing number of ministerial advisers and press secretaries. "This list of ministerial spin doctors and media advisors is the longest in living memory." Ms Calvert also revealed the department had been asking departments to pay for staff seconded to ministers' offices. In the past Ministerial Services had paid for some of these. Mr Ryall said that meant staff numbers could be even higher.

This Government has to go!

My 3 Sons Part 2

2006-09-23T22:07:00.000+12:00

Which one is the grumpy one? I wonder?

My 3 Sons Part 1

2006-09-23T21:49:00.000+12:00

Some of us dont have Paint Shop Pro !

Two Words...

2006-09-11T23:43:00.000+12:00

Never Forget

Quote: "The 5 years passed since that day have gone quick, i hope the next 5 are slower"

Steve Irwin & Peter Brock

2006-09-10T01:16:00.000+12:00

'Me Dear Old Lord, please look after Ockers Steve Irwin & Peter Brock, i know here in New Zealand we give the Aussies stick, but those two were heroes here too.

I never understood the feeling of Anzac

now i do

My city tonight

2006-09-02T01:18:00.000+12:00

My City Tonight - Best in NZ barr none

(Taken by me normal Dig Cam)

The Many Faces Of A Crow

2006-09-02T01:03:00.000+12:00

Artwork by my son Johnny "Poo Bum" West

The Way New Zealand Was

2006-08-31T21:02:00.000+12:00

Why Dirkadirkastan (New Zealand) was so great......

I'm talking about hide and seek/spotlight in the park.
The corner dairy, hopscotch, four square, go carts, cricket in front of the garbage bin and inviting everyone on your street to join in.
Skipping (double dutch), gutterball, handstands, elastics, bullrush, catch and kiss, footy on the best lawn in the street, slip'n'slides, the trampoline with water on it (or a sprinkler under it)
Hula hoops, jumping in puddles with gumboots on, mud pies and building dams in the gutter.
The smell of the sun and fresh cut grass.
'Big bubbles no troubles' with Hubba Bubba bubble gum.
A topsy.
Mr Whippy cones on a warm summer night after you've chased her round the block.
20 cents worth of mixed lollies lasted a week and pretending to smoke "fags" (the lollies) was really cool!
A dollars' worth of chips from the corner take-away fed two people (AND the sauce was free!!).
Being upset when you botched putting on the temporary tattoo from the bubblegum packet, but still wearing it proudly.
Watching Saturday morning cartoons 'The Smurfs', 'AstroBoy', 'He-man', 'Captain Caveman', 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', 'Jem' (trulyoutrageous!!), 'Super d' and 'Heeeey heeeeey heeeeeeey it's faaaaaaat Albert'.
Or staying up late and sneaking a look at the "AO" on the second telly.
Being amazed when you watched TV right up until the 'Goodnight Kiwi!
When After School with Jason Gunn & Thingie had a cult following and What Now was on saturday mornings!
When around the corner seemed a long way, and going into town seemed like going somewhere.
Where running away meant you did laps of the block because you weren't allowed to cross the road??
A million mozzie bites, wasp and bee stings (stee bings!).
Sticky fingers, goodies & baddies, cops and robbers, cowboys and indians, riding bikes til the streetlights came on and catching tadpoles in horse troughs.
Going down to the school swimming pool when you didn't have a key and your friends letting you in, drawing all over the road and driveway with chalk.
Climbing trees and building huts out of every sheet your mum had in the cupboard (and never putting them back folded).
Walking to school in bare feet, no matter what the weather.
When writing 'I love....? on your pencil case, really did mean it was true love. "he loves me? he loves me not?" and daisy chains on the front lawn.
Stealing other people's flowers from their gardens and then selling them back to them
Running till you were out of breath.
Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt.
Pitching the tent in the back/front yard (and never being able to find all the pegs).
Jumping on the bed.
Singing into your hair brush in front of the mirror, making mix tapes.
Sleep overs and ghosts stories with the next door neighbours.
Pillowfights, spinning round, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for the giggles.
The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
Weetbix cards pegged on the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
Collecting WWF and garbage pail kids cards.
Eating raw jelly and raro, making homemade lemonade and sucking on a Rad, a traffic light popsicle, or a Paddle Pop... blurple, yollange and prink!
You knew veryone in your street - and so did your parents!
It wasn't odd to have two or three "best friends" and you would ask them by sending a note asking them to be your best friend.
You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas eve and tried (and failed) to wait up for the tooth fairy.
When nobody owned a pure-bred dog.
When 50c was decent pocket money.
When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for 10c.
When nearly everyone's mum was there when the kids got home from school.
It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.
When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at the local Chinese restaurant (or Cobb'n'Co.) with your family.
When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed her or use him to carry groceries and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home.
Basically, we were in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! Some of us are still afraid of them!!!
Remember when decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo" or ib dib's-scissors, paper, rock.
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker Monopoly.
Terrorism was when the older kids were at the end of your street with pea-shooters waiting to ambush you, or the neighbourhood rottie chased you up a tree!
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was boy/girl germs, and the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to one.
Where bluelight disco's were the equivalent to a Rave, and asking a boy out meant writing a 'polite' note getting them to tick 'yes' or 'no'.
When there was always that one 'HOT' guy/girl.
Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.
Your biggest danger at school was accidentally walking through the middle of a heated game of "brandies".
Birthday beats meant you didn't want to go to school on your birthday!
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
Taking drugs meant scoffing orange-flavoured chewable vitamin C's, or swallowing half a Panadol.
Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
Going to the beach and catching a wave was a dream come true.
Boogie boarding in the white wash made you the next Kelly Slater.
Abilities were discovered because of a "double- dare".
Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.

By the way, the photograph thats me next to Miss Westcott in the mddle row :p

Crowbarred

Two Old Farts

2006-08-28T00:07:00.000+12:00

Renegade and Crowbarred on a Saturday Night (Im on the left, i still have hair, and not from my nostrils)

Dear Oh Dear oh dear

2006-08-22T22:01:00.000+12:00

MAS*H Bloopers

2006-08-22T21:03:00.000+12:00

I took 2 of these and my screen went blank

2006-08-21T17:02:00.000+12:00

2006-08-21T01:05:00.000+12:00

Sometimes two matches are more important than the boxes they come with. However i do know this, no matter what, a match will always strike with its opposite match. Translations and life get misinterpreted, but not love.............. ever

No sympathy for the Shackled Ankles~ bad luck Oz

2006-08-20T02:26:00.000+12:00

Mana

2006-08-20T02:23:00.000+12:00

The good old days

2006-08-19T23:33:00.000+12:00

Dont ya just miss the advertising from the 50s?

2006-08-16T21:24:00.000+12:00

One Reason Why Umbrella Sales are Up

2006-08-15T21:20:00.000+12:00

Its been awile

2006-08-14T23:45:00.000+12:00

And it's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile............Since I first saw you
And it's been awhile............Since I could stand on my own two feet again
And it's been awhile............Since I could call you

And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
I've stretched myself beyond my means
And it's been awhile.........Since I can say that I wasn't addicted
And it's been awhile.........Since I can say I love myself as well
And it's been awhile.........Since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do
And it's been awhile

But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you

And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
I've gone and fucked things up again
Why must I feel this way?........Just make this go away
Just one more peaceful day!

And it's been awhile...............Since I could look at myself straight
And it's been awhile...............Since I said I'm sorry
And it's been awhile...............Since I've seen the way the candles light your face
And it's been awhile

But I can still remember just the way you taste

And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem to be I know it's me
I cannot blame this on my father
He did the worst he could for me

And it's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile.....................

Since I said I'm sorry

Images That Scare Me

2006-08-14T23:01:00.000+12:00

1. Why is painting so relaxing?

2. Why does the world look like a smudged oil painting at the moment?

3. Why do kids always want the answers from you, when it took you 4 lifetimes to find out?

4. Why is love so much harder than waking up in the morning?

5. Why is it illegal to drive with your parking lights on in Dirkadirkastan (New Zealand)

6. Why does our Prime Minister have an Adams Apple?

7. Why does summer last for 3 minutes and winter for 5 years?

8. Why isn't there a road to the top of Mt Everest?

9. Havent you all thought you are really in a game of "Sims v 100"

10. Why does God turn away his ears with eyes shut?

Cats....Bloody Cats

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My youngest son Damian has held me up at Gunpoint and told me i had to post this (He demands alot for just 7 years old ....now give me the gun)

2006-08-14T00:27:00.000+12:00

Johnny otherwise known as "Johnny Poo Bum"

Johnny is currently my son (i haven't disowned him yet) he has a car for sale (apparently it has a motor) he wants to buy a BMW (his dad drives a subaru, yet he wants better :P)

Be nice to him (moose aint cheap for him or his hair) He is 17 (i swore he was 10 last year)
Otherwise, he's ok. I might keep him. For now. He thinks *farting* is good for humanity. I just agree, why break his heart now?
Coincidently
he starting to look like one of his boyhood heroes
(scarey really the likness)
They probably use the same amount of hair product!

Does anybody remember?

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2006-08-13T16:33:00.000+12:00

Damn, Blogs take all my time.