Crowbarred Unleashed!: June 2008

Lets face it ..... The web is a weird world, guess that's how the came up with www. at the beginning if every web page. I know its not .. but it should be! Below is a collection of all sorts of silly and strange stuff, I will dubb it the 7 whacky things... Enjoy!

1+2+5 = um, err

So, how smart are you? Are you as clever and smart like ole Eisnstein? Probably not, most of us are just normal. But here is a test >click here<Personally, I failed. Yup, yours truly got a score of 26 years old, that would be OK if I was 18 and not 43 *mutter mumble) Good luck to you and let me know your scores ... thats if you want to.

Who says Americans aren't clever? Mind you, what the hell is a Egg Roll? Also, why isn't the glass much higher? Have you seen what hockey pucks can do?

The Perfect Football Pass - Watch more free videos

One in a million shot, If only the All Blacks were allowed to throw forward eh?

So, you want to sell your house, well I know of one for sale at Palms Beach, Florida. But, ah ... theres sort of a catch ..... it comes with a Wife. >click here to read the story< . Also in the link is a video, interesting indeed. The house is all yours to bid on Ebay for 99 cents, but make sure you have $500,000.00 US dollars for the shipping costs. Happy Bidding!

You might have seen this article on the 6.00pm news [Dont the TV1 news team seem really happy these days?] about a building that rotates each floor individually. To me it seems a cool idea, but no-one has agreed with me yet. In the link below is also a written piece but also has a video of what it will be like inside to look out. I wonder if it has speed settings? Warp 9 Mr Sulu .. weeeee >click here to read<

Ever wanted to read the classics? But you never had the time? (sounds like a cheap ad). Well some bright (are you sure?) spark has announced that all books can be summed up in three lines. Huh? So, Moby Dick, War & Peace, Oliver Twist ... you get the drift, have been modified for you to read in 3 lines. now you can tell everyone you have read all the masters. The Bible is not mentioned in this article because that can be summed up in one line "You're all sinners!" (Which is a lot better than "You're all going to hell" >click here to read all the masters in 5 minutes<

Lastly, so you think your precious wee child is amazing at sport? well wait till you see this! Goodbye Brendon McCullum, NZ Cricket will be hiring this young girl to replace you