26 November 2006

New Zealand is the New Titanic!

Not since 1931 has New Zealand had so many icebergs of our shores! Global warming? HELL NO, lets talk about Ice Age 3 and without Syd the Sloth.
This is now the 4th island of New Zealand


I think this was for sale on Trade me (Like Ebay) for a cool million!
Apparently there was no "Buy Now Option"
Also it was not guaranteed your summer Bach would be there next year, so if you had a time share you were shit out of luck for 2009



No shortage of ice for Scotch on The Rocks

New Zealand Government happy now that we have a Air Force Landing base. Now all 2 planes can land in safely and apparently theres room also for Paul Holmes if hes late to get to the ZB station.

False reporting of MAMMOTH iceberg causing mass hysteria in New Zealand, apparently over 150 metres high and 3 kms wide, iceberg was sighted of Beehive bar coincidentally ex National leader Don Brash left behind in the "local" bar on Thursday night after it spilt out of his brandy drink. He's being counseled by some young blond thing he picked up on the way out, reports she was from the Bretheren Party. Reports are sketchy.

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